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Joke of the Day
"Me: I love you so much Calories: I love you more"
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"Yo mama mouth so big she speaks in surround sound."
"Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light"
"What's the similarity between the unborn Chinese female and this joke? [removed]"
"""You are what you eat"" [Eats a confident person] Now we wait..."
"How are Harambe and the iPhone the same? it only took one extra hole to kill them both"
"If it weren't for snow blowers... The UPS man wouldn't come."
"LPT If you are going to have sex with someone you don't know, Always, always, always... Ask"
"What do you call an Penguin with dandruff? Frosted Flakes"
"Why did the bible cross the street? To get to the other genocide."