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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend from 65 years ago passed away.... Surprising because she was never one to go down first"

"What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts."

"Whats soft and fuzzy and lives in a hole? Belly button lint."

"My brother told me he thinks I invade his privacy Well he didn't actually tell me. I read it in his diary."

"Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook."

"I feel bad for kids who see toys on the television but can't order it cause their parents have to be over 18 to call.."

"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing."

"Found this joke on the Internet and/or heard it from a friend/professor Wasn't that funny."

"Why does a hummingbird hum? It forgot the lyrics."

"*outside my house* - Don't let them know you have Clifford - Hey you must really like red your whole first floor is red, and barks? - Damn"