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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend from 65 years ago passed away.... Surprising because she was never one to go down first"

"Tape is so anti social It likes to stick to itself."

"A man walks through the forest and sees a shark passing by ... the man asks 'Hey shark, shouldn't you rather be in an ocean?' Shark says 'Yeah, I should.'"

"Me: Dad, how did you guys manage without WhatsApp and SMS ?? Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"

"I went to get a physical the other day... And the doctor told me that I had to stop masturbating. Shocked, I asked him ""why?"" He said I had to stop because he was giving me a physical."

"Someone just licked their thumb before handing me a paper. I hope my story inspires other victims to come forward."

"My Girlfriend is writing a book about menstrual cycles. It's a period piece."

"A woman was arrested yesterday for injecting her 8 year daughter with botox before a beauty pageant The child did not look surprised"

"I was gonna tell you a pizza joke... But it was too cheesy."