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Joke of the Day

"*dad walks in on me doing homework* ""HAH NERD MORE LIKE HOMOWORK"" Dad you're still in third grade ""Probably because I'm not a nerd like you"""

"What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits? Hobbitat for Humanity"

"Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior."

"Hey guys is your refrigerator running? Because I don't like any of the current presidential candidates"

"Edward Scissorhands was beaten mercilessly by the school bully, Edward Rockhands"

"What's white and has black spots a dalmatian"

"The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp."

"Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!"

"What do you call Bob Marley when he wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes"

"dont read space facts to try to calm yourself down bc it doesnt work.for example the moon is not round it is shaped like an egg. im furious"