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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys seen the Hitler biopic starring Mike Tyson? I just watched it and I don't think Mike really got his character down. He kept saying he hated juice."

"When I see Scary Spice now I can't help but think our fear threshold was much lower in the mid-90s"

"Why was the father centipede annoyed? Because all of his children needed new shoes."

"Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there..."

"Whenever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up and retweet a hashtag."

"I was told my dad was stealing from his construction job and I didn't want to believe it But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"And then Satan whispered, hey let's put the alphabet in math"

"What do you call two lesbian Indians (native americans) in a canoe? Fur Traders"

"Life on a trampoline isn't that bad. It's got its ups and downs."

"I'll buy the magic mushrooms, fireballs and flying raccoons but a Princess dating an Italian plumber?"