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Joke of the Day
"Life on a trampoline isn't that bad. It's got its ups and downs."
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"A survey shows that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.."
"Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election? He TANKED his campaign!"
"Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One but don't expect results."
"IDK why everyone is sad about Whitney Houston dying; you didn't know her personally. You only knew her musically & musically she died in '93"
"What did the Computer Engineer say? What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT"
"A man boards a plane. An attractive flight attendant walks towards the man and asks: ""Would you like some headphones?"" The man replies: ""Yes, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""
"There was a competition in the park today, who could go the longest without sitting or laying down. I was outstanding."
"I saw a kidnapping this afternoon.. so i woke i'm up. Hahaha"
"What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day? I want to know her secret"