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Joke of the Day
"Life on a trampoline isn't that bad. It's got its ups and downs."
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"I just got an email that Netzero closed my account due to inactivity, I guess that must have taken 12 years to get here."
"Empty My head is just like the comments section. (I'm not sure if the 'Wow, such empty' is on PCs and laptops so... yeah...)"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."
"I can't believe they let people own guns. Public toilets are all the proof we need that humans have horrible aim."
"What is a virgin's least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"How does Donald Trump keep Mexicans off reddit? With a text wall."
"They say there's a lot of fish in the sea but I can't hold my breath long enough to have sex with them."
"""I'll be a dentist. Then they'll love me."" ""We're terrified of dentists."" ""I'll kill a lion!"" ""It was a beloved lion with a name."" ""Dammit."""
"The patriots must be feeling pretty deflated right about now."