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Joke of the Day

"In St. Louis right now, thought this was appropriate: How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"I cooked for my fiancee's parents for the first time As I handed out the rarely cooked steak Harry (her father) said, ""I like it well done."" I said, ""Thanks, that means a lot."""

"Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon."

"My life The biggest joke of all."

"What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves! No, I'm just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."

"So I got home late last night, and my wife says, ""Would you like some supper?"" I say, ""Oh, yes! What are the choices?"" ""Yes, or no."""

"Today I was given a box of Jamaican hair extensions.... It was dreadful"

"What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist? Attire."

"Larry the Cable Guy show debuts on History Channel. Hitler says he's thrilled to share his network with his favorite comic."