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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Black Beard use the N-word? He always says it with a hard ""arrr."""

"What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath? Men toes."

"What do you call a large pile of kittens? A meowntain."

"I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous."

"my girlfriend said I have to give up my love of pointing out objects, or she would leave. I responded: ""well there's the door"""

"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field."

"Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#"

"I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere."

"I was asked to leave the PTA because they don't consider what I do parenting."

"Why did the owl owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !"