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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field."
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"Eliza Bayne on Bikini Dangers Probably the worst thing you can hear when you're wearing a bikini is ""Good for you!"""
"A man on his deathbed told his wife he would like to make love one last time... She replied ""I'm the one who has to get up in the morning!"""
"I could tell you a joke about Bill Murray in Japan; it would be lost in translation."
"Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'? My phone number won't fill up an entire book."
"There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard."
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"What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios? Look, donut seeds!"
"Telling a girl she has nice hair is not sexual harassment Unless you're a dwarf"
"How do porcupines play leapfrog? Very carefully"