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Joke of the Day
"So hoola hoops are a thing again... I figured they'd swing in to style again eventually!"
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"I'm more of a Coca-Cola person... soda speak."
"Have you heard the one about the 10 apples and 8 of them were good? ... 2 bad."
"My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside."
"Rat and a Mouse Q:What's the difference between a mouse and a rat? A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound"
"My ex claimed I had a 'hero' complex, but whatever I think wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants is a bold & brave fashion choice"
"If Terminator had a horse, what would its name be? Termineightor I'll show myself out..."
"Where do epileptics get pizza? Little Seizures."
"Islamic Settlers of Catan Everytime you get a sheep you also get wood"
"Did you know that you're allowed to pull over a cop on your birthday? Try it!"