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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the skydiving company that stopped providing their own parachutes? Too much overhead."

"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."

"A large hole appeared outside the local police station. They're looking into it."

"Heard this gem in the video game L.A. Noire. Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have saw it."

"What do you call an Arab who owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual."

"The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? ""Cause you're fatter than they are."""

"When I grow up and have kids... I think I will stay a virgin to set a good example."

"Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?"

"Give me a minute, I can make this about me."

"Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle."