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Joke of the Day
"A message from a Canadian to all Americans out there.. I'm sorry"
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"*classic 90's sitcom where sister is taking too long in the bathroom* Sister: hold on I'm taking a big shit. *theme music plays*"
"How do you REALLY confuse a gay person? Eight."
"[Wendy and the Burger King having sex] King: You like this? Wendy: I'm loving it! *the Burger King stops* King: What did you just say?"
"My girlfriend and I had a threeso last night... It's like a threesome but it didn't include me."
"Almost had a threesome last night.... Just needed two more people (Sure its been done before but I couldn't resist)"
"When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"
"Boss:Why is your voice gone? Are you ok? Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's ""Dangerous Woman""* I'm ok...allergies are bad."
"I enjoy much more playing lots of videogames then having sex with Emma Watson.. In that particular order."
"Canadians are easy to identify ... ... you can spot them 1.6 kilometres away."