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Joke of the Day

"Daddy, where do bananas come from? Well son, when a manana and a womanana really love each other..."

"What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy? The Boston Celtics"

"Ha ha A little bit ask his mom for a quarter she said for what he said for being good she said why don't you be good for nothing like your daddy. Lol"

"God...= I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"""Screw you, my face doesn't look like that at all"" - an actual duck."

"I'm about 20% more confident when chewing gum."

"What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The farmer shucks between fits!"

"[interview for doctor's office receptionist] ""Can you schedule appointments and be friendly"" Yes. ""Sorry we're looking for the opposite"""

"Nothing makes you feel more insignificant than still having 85% battery at noon."

"What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school? Deez hoes ain't lawyers."