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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Helen Kellet was born near Troy, Alabama? I guess that's why they called her ... yhe little deaf girl who couldn't see neither"

"An Xbox One got into a fight with a PS4 The ambulance came. Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"A man is lying in a hospital bed. ""Doctor, how long do I have to live?"" asks the man. ""10,"" replies the doctor. ""10 what?"" ""9."""

"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people said ""Taxi!"""

"Took and Ambien and a Viagra at the same time again. Im finding it hard to sleep."

"What did the magazine say to the comic book? Boy, do we have issues!"

"What do we want? CLICKBAIT! When do we want it? The answer will shock you... ***** Edit: There was this one weird typo that doctors don't want you to know about."

"Everyone thinks its cute when a kid wants to be a pirate But when a Somalian kid says he wants to be a pirate it's a different story"

"Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback."

"Turns out that when asked which was my favourite of all the X-Men that ""Caitlyn Jenner"" was not a valid answer."