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Joke of the Day

"VERY difficult to convince the apple store people that you've only ever dropped your phone 3 times if you dropped it twice in the store."

"Was George Michael an organ donor? Because he's gonna be pissed when he hears what happend to his heart."

"Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""

"German sausage jokes are the wurst ..."

"Oscar Pistorius has sacked his legal team. He has now hired Celtic as he heard they lost both legs and still managed to win."

"People are like trees, they'll fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe."

"I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day."

"If you yell Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times at 3AM, as loud as you can, your mom will appear and tell you to shut up and go to bed."

"I once went down on a girl without knowing she was on her period Boy was my face red."

"Japanese boy kills his grandfather... Pfft, youth in Asia."