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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Knock Knock... Who's there? The police The police who? Mam, your son is dead."
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"Today is ""Jamaican hair day"" at work. I'm dreading it."
"Fallout 4 doesn't come out in Japan until Dec. 17th Which is fair because they got the original fallout 70 years before us"
"[trying to stick a dollar in a vending machine] vending machine: i have a boyfriend"
"1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car"
"Why chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."
"What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night? An Airbus A320."
"I had dream that I really had to take piss When I woke up I had peed myself. Thats when I relised... dreams really do come true"
"My father once told me... .... to go outside and jump on a trampoline... except I didn't hear the 'oline'"
"The NA cs:go scene"