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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mother can't take 3 jokes at the same time."
Next Joke
"What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo."
"Feeling sad? Just picture Cee Lo Green climbing a rope."
"""Mommy, I don't wanna grow up and die!"" ""Oh. Well, you can die at any age, really."""
"putting a sweater on your dog?? lol what's next, another harmless thing that only bothers me because i'm lonely"
"Tell me a joke. Make me laugh I need to hear a joke make me laugh please"
"Frog parking only. All others will be toad."
"How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree? You talk to him!"
"What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !"
"I can't believe this paper went to college, let alone thought it ruled"