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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between when you're hungry and when you're horny Where you put the cucumber."
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"A programmer heads to the shops His wife says ""grab a loaf of bread and if they have eggs get a dozen"" He comes home with twelve loaves of bread."
"Pillow fights didn't last as long in the Stone Age."
"Comcast Cable acquiring Time Warner Cable is a lot like your proctologist acquiring a bigger finger."
"My grandfather got his tongue shot off during WWII He never talked about it."
"Sperm whales were created when Chuck Norris masterbated in the ocean."
"I got arrested for running out of gas on the highway. I told the cop I was on E."
"Your mother is a 10 On the Richter scale When she walks"
"For some reason all of my friends are calling me racist I just can't seem to get through to them that racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"
"If I promise to miss you, will you go away?"