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Joke of the Day

"A programmer heads to the shops His wife says ""grab a loaf of bread and if they have eggs get a dozen"" He comes home with twelve loaves of bread."

"I have a friend who is pregnant. Trouble is, she slept around so much that she has no idea who the mother is."

"Did you hear about the new group my mom's in? D.A.M. (Moms against dyslexia)"

"You know what's better than being married? Everything."

"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."

"I'm a Responsible Gun Owner. I did the right thing and got my gun neutered. Now it just fires blanks."

"Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica? Because they're jahbless!"

"Are you in search of a P-Pun? Urine in luck!"

"If you're in a hot dog eating contest, poop on the table, and then while everyone is too grossed out to eat, just finish one hot dog."

"what did the lactose intolerant man say after eating an ice cream cone? please excuse my dairy air"