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"If I promise to miss you, will you go away?"
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"Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?"
"How long does the perfect job interview last? Exactly as long as a blowjob takes."
"""I see that you're wearing a black shirt, so I'm going to be extra affectionate today."" -Cats"
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"This sub should be referred to as ""Geddit."""
"What a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate."