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Joke of the Day

"A keyboard walks into a bar He orders a round of drinks fir everyone. The bartender asks him how he will be paying for the drinks. The keyboard says ""just put it on my tab."""

"There's a fine line... Between a numerator and a denominator."

"My dancing style can best be described as ""newborn gazelle being chased by lion."""

"""Z"" I'm so hungry i could eat a pony "" - Guy who knows a full horse would be too much"

"Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth? He didn't have a Gar"

"How is a glory hole like a rooster crowing? They're both a cock-a-dude'll-do."

"Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool..."

"Admit it, you smiled. What do frogs do when they are depressed? They Kermit suicide."

"What did the police do to the sweater? They pulled it over."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bar-man asks ""Why the long face?"". The horse not knowing English, shits itself and walks out the bar."