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Joke of the Day
"John Lennon: Imagine all the people Me: Ok but this is extremely boring"
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"I'm so ugly... I can't even turn on a lamp"
"What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !"
"Updates status.. no one comments. Updates status again."
"I was redditing while on the toilet when... I almost dropped my phone..... literally scared the shit out of me"
"I think my friend Ben has a bad reputation. Every time I tell someone that me and my other buddy are friends with Ben Ofitz, they give me a strange look."
"My St. Patrick's Day Joke Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? A:Zero"
"I tried to catch some fog... but i mist."
"What's an owl's favourite pin code? 2820!!!!!!!!"
"What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive? A nissan [tree fiddy](http://www.motorstown.com/images/nissan-350-z-coupe-02.jpg)"