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Joke of the Day
"My St. Patrick's Day Joke Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? A:Zero"
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"How High Are You? Officer: How high are you? Me: No Officer, it's hi, how are you?"
"My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can't afford another malpractice suit."
"My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers."
"Have you heard the joke about the deaf guy? He hasn't."
"What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight? Civilwar!"
"Why is a firetruck red? You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far"
"A Sikh man had to face street harassment, teasing and rude jokes about his homeland and fellow countrymen in America. Why are we so mean to Canada guys ?"
"What do you call someone with no arms? Disarmed."
"What did the brazillian father ask for for christmas from his wife? ""A little head, baby"""