1936
Joke of the Day
"What's an owl's favourite pin code? 2820!!!!!!!!"
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"So Tiger will be back for The Masters? I was really hoping he'd wait until The Player's Championship. The man's comedic timing is terrible."
"Now that the Olympics are over, Michael Phelps can finally be released back to his natural habitat; the couch with a bong."
"Dear Alcohol We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk."
"To anyone who says white people can't jump... You obviously haven't seen footage of 9/11."
"Why do blondes have ""TGIF"" on the front of their shirts? **T**its **G**o **I**n **F**ront"
"My math teacher called me average... How mean."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"Just been told I've got the job as a mime ... I'm speechless."
"SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! CAT! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! MAILMAN! SQUIRREL! ~ Dog Acing Rorschach Test"