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Joke of the Day
"What's an owl's favourite pin code? 2820!!!!!!!!"
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"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"
"When does a black person goes to school? When it's being built!"
"People who are constipated are such activists. They're seriously always trying to start a movement..."
"Baby, I hope you are an ISO file cuz I wanna mount you."
"Two big, strong, grey animals are talking to each other... Animal 1: Hey, you realize we have horns on the top of our heads right? Animal 2: Rhino"
"A Japanese teenager approaches his father nervously... ""Dad, I have to tell you something. Please don't be upset, but I'm gay."" ""How could I not be upset?! Why not gay plus!?"""
"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."
"If you're robbing my house, just bring a second guy to eat a pizza in front of my dog while you take whatever you want."
"Spike from the Land Before Time movies is the best character ever! Literally in the first 30 seconds after hatching he yawns, eats an entire bush, and takes a nap, he's like me on valentines day."