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Joke of the Day
"Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't give him any food."
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"*watches TV* GET AN ANONYMOUS ONLINE QUOTE NOW! *logs on* ""You're a giant idiot and your parents are very disappointed in you"" - Anonymous"
"My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow. thanks, Mike!"
"First joke I ever told. You know what a hypocrite is? A guy that hates cats, but loves pussy."
"I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too."
"I find certain races unattractive... Marathons are one thing, but triathlons seem like too much trouble."
"Why don't blind people like skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog."
"Google: We know people like jacks, so on our new Pixel phone... We jacked up the price."
"*flips table* YO WHO CALLED THEM EXPIRATION DATES INSTEAD OF SPOILER ALERTS"
"What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel? I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing."