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Joke of the Day
"What looks like a dog sounds like a dog eats like a dog but isn't a dog? A pup."
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"I tried killing a spider with glitter body spray. Now it won't stop stripping & I have to call it Cinnamon."
"Why is Darth Vader so famous? He was the first black man to admit he is the father."
"What is the most mind blowing state an indian can experience Nirvana"
"Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver"
"We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling us not to download music because it's stealing."
"Every fight is a food fight.... .... when you're a cannibal."
"[texting] -have a good day You two! *to Ugh *tpp Arghh *yoo DAMMIT *two shit *TOO YOU TOO There! :) -please stop texting me Ha! You two!"
"""IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?!?"" I screamed on the plane. 3 men shot up. ""Ok, now are any of you single? I need a sugar daddy. I do butt stuff."""
"I'm going to a Pearl Harbor Day party later on. I'm totally going to get bombed! *Now... give me your downvotes... yes, I feed upon your scorn!*"