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Joke of the Day

"Jesus walked into a tavern and saw a man who could not walk. He said, ""FRIEND, HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT AT WORK THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?!"""

"What did the Irishman say about Batman and Superman's fathers? They were both Martha Fockers"

"The real winner in the Mayweather Pacquiao fight.? The Bookmakers"

"I think a duck's opinion of me, is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread!"

"What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath? Porridge."

"The Final Jeopardy category is: Movies. The answer is: 300. The correct question is: on a scale of 1 to 10, how gay was that movie?"

"What has four wheels and flies A Garbage truck"

"I hate it when the neighbor's dog gets out because I accidentally pick the lock on their gate, leave it open, and put down a trail of food"

"Jesus walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and says I'll just have a water thanks ;)"

"When you wish upon a star, planets are being scorched and destroyed billions of miles away but that's okay because YOU'RE IMPORTANT."