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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn on a female mathematician? You Euler up."
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"To you Star Trek fans: what does the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both search around Uranus for Klingons"
"Why did the man angrily throw out his alarm clock this morning? Because it reminded him of Jonathan Clock the man who raped his wife the night before."
"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps in his work boots"