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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctor and says; Patient: wow, this has to be the smallest doctor's office in the world. Doctor: Get the f*** out of here! I'm taking a shit!"

"The secrets of the baking industry are given out only on a knead to dough basis."

"What do you call backup milk? *Secondairy*"

"What is a politician's favorite kind of tea? Infideli-tea."

"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? Unlawful is against the law, whereas illegal is a sick bird. Note: This obviously works better when told than read."

"What do you call a fat Psychic? A Large"

"A man was shot with a starter pistol today... Police are saying it was Race related."

"wife: its ruining date night me: its ruining date night because you're letting it ruin date night hitchhiker: just drop me off on the corner"

"Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner..."

"What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish? Use your test tickles"