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Joke of the Day

"What did Hitmonlee say to Hitmonchan when he said he said his jokes sucked? ""I'm sorry , I'm not very good at executing punchlines."""

"I Gave Up Cross Country Skiing. Ever since it's all been downhill."

"My long-term goal is to change the world, so I step on a lot of butterflies."

"What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician? An Algo-rhythm."

"""WHAT ARE WE TO TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT GAYS MARRYING?"" Dunno. I'll ask my 5-year-old, who just married her stuffed bear to a stuffed pony."

"[Dog Restaurant] ""Is the Book Report any good?"" Yes, Sir. ""How's it prepared?"" A 9yo stayed up till 3am to finish it. ""Ooh, I'll have that."""

"What do physics majors do when they hit the club? They torque it.."

"I got a good one for you guys 1"

"How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers."

"What's the difference between acne and a child molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face."