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Joke of the Day

"Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?"

"""Liquor in the front, poker in the back"" is not an acceptable tee shirt slogan for my church's charity poker team... I know that now."

"I'm a vegan and a registered sex offender... When I move into a new neighbourhood, what am I supposed to tell everyone first?"

"The physics teacher break up with the biology teacher Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"What is a oreo? 2 gang members smashing a white boys face."

"What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood? A spaghetto"

"I like my women how I like my cars... Stuck in my garage once I'm done with them."

"Did you hear about the window installer with two penises? He was double-hung."

"3 blind mice walk into a bar... ...but they are unaware of their surroundings so to draw humour from their situation would be exploitative."

"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."