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Joke of the Day
"I swear to god I'm not harassing you, I'm really out of shape that's just my labored breathing"
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"Two guys are drinking at the country club bar... First guy says, ""Hey, you want to go play some golf?"" Second guy says, ""No, not today."" ""Why not?"" ""Because I never drink and drive."""
"What goes ""Clip""? A one legged horse!"
"Was JFK born in USA? Doubtful, he sounds Kennedyan!"
"""I'd hit that!"" -- me gazing at rock bottom"
"Sometimes when I throw up I like to pretend the toilet is a baby bird and you're not even reading this anymore are you."
"What Do You Call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? answer: ash"
"The difference What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ? One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea."
"What breaks every time you give it to a toddler? Their pelvis."
"Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes? A: Fiiish."