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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a redditor... Click on a post?"
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"So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine. It's going to be called 'Crimea River'."
"Me and my girlfriend... Me and my girlfriend watched 6 DVDs back to back last night, fortunately I was the one facing the TV!"
"What did the Jihad name his concession stand? ""Allahu Snackbar!"""
"What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator? A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)"
"He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down"
"I just realized the straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress, and not for what I've been using them for all this time."
"If you don't want to be there today, just say ""I'm just here for the food and hopefully some good commercials. Also congrats on the wedding"""
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay"
"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I called her."