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Joke of the Day
"What did the egg say to the hot water?"
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"My favorite Yoga Pose is the Upward Facing Couch Potato."
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"when I was 11 my dad saw me using deodorant, laughed, and said ""that's not how you do it."" I never asked him the right way & it haunts me"
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