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Joke of the Day
"What did the egg say to the hot water?"
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"You can't spell grope without GOP."
"What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living? You call 'im Maury. :)"
"Ebola gives new meaning to the phrase 'Eat Shit and Die.' Credit to my brother for coming up with that one!"
"Every day, I hope I don't get bitten by a spider. I'm not afraid of spiders, I just don't want the responsibility of being a superhero."
"What do you call an earl grey that likes role play? Not-tea"
"What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary? Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door.."
"I don't often get suspicious,but squirrels rubbing their tiny hands together? I worry they won the lottery & hired a good hit & run attorney"
"Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride? Mooooootorcycles!"
"How do you wake up a loafer? With a shoe horn."