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Joke of the Day

"The punchline comes first. How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?"

"Why do some people like to date pessimists? All that salt must make them thirsty."

"Smart people don't call themselves smart - me included."

"Why does the farmer hate his job? because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting."

"ME: I cant make it in today BOSS: again? why M: my car died B: that's the same excuse you used yesterday M: yeah but today's the funeral"

"I pulled a real douchie move this morning... your mom's vagina has never been happier."

"How do you know a car is from Poland? The Polish."

"How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!"

"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."

"How will you know your sister has period? When you taste blood in your father's dick"