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Joke of the Day

"give a man a fish, and he'll just expect more free fish. teach a man to fish, and you can stick him with crippling fishing school debt"

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, how do you think the egg was made? (I'm not sure how original this is, but I just thought of it.)"

"Your mum's so fat she uses Yosemite National Park as a back-scratcher, the Eiffel Tower as an ear pick and water slides as straws."

"Only 90s kids will get this: slavery. (1790s)"

"I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance."

"What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!"

"Safe to say a good 38% of my life is spent trying to sleep while the 18yr old stomps through the house like an angry triceratops."

"Where do all the funny people hang out at a party? In the punch line"

"How would you describe the average bully? Mean."

"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."