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Joke of the Day
"Do white boys with dreadlocks know about Garnier Fructis?"
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"Humor: the only thing I like dry."
"What is the hardeast part about eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"
"The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself ""This changes everything""."
"My girlfriend started biting her lip to look sexy... How do I tell her it's supposed to be the bottom lip?"
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance so I pushed her over"
"Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom? He was sick of all its shiitake."
"[world series game 1] Wife: where are our seats? Hamlet: 2b... Wife: there are people there Hamlet: or not 2b"
"[speaking to an attractive lady] ""How can a beautiful girl like you be single?!"" ""Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"""
"I never got a single blow job when I was at school. Other kids got sent to the head master all the time."