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Joke of the Day
"Do white boys with dreadlocks know about Garnier Fructis?"
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"I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died. ""What are you doing in here with that hammer?"""
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Spice up Christmas shopping by entering random fitting rooms, waiting 5 minutes, then yelling, ""Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"""
"I hate when I can't remember if my wife and I are in love or fighting. So, I'm like a minesweeper in the mornings."
"You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!"
"Leaflet through the door telling me I can enjoy sex at 75. Which is handy, because I live at number 81."
"One of my last days in town and my girlfriend asks me what I want to do, and I say we could just sit around. She says what will we sit around?"
"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."""
"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat... The bartender yells, ""Hey, give that back!"""