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Joke of the Day

"Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings? The boo-keeper."

"Scientists discovered a kind of dinosaur that could only see moving bodies. They named it 'Doyouthinkitsaurus?'"

"I had fruit and yogurt for breakfast. And 6 donuts for second-breakfast."

"What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party? Falafel and hummus."

"Sure, but when I pull men out of a hole in the ground it's called, ""homoerotic necrophelia."" Double standard, Chile."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who gets shit and pissed on all the time? John"

"Why do giraffes have a great love life? Because they keep a good distance between their brains and their heart."

"Two buddies just got home from working out at the gym... Guy 1: ""Dude, were out of protein powder!"" Guy 2: ""No Whey!"""

"Q: Did you hear the watermelon joke? A: It's pitful."

"Dad- I want you to have everything in this world that your heart desires. *Can I have oreos?* [NO]"