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Joke of the Day

"I'm not the male chauvinist one God is, he is the one that made women inferior."

"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"

"What did Watson tell his friend when he was constipated? No shit Sherlock..."

"What do you call an addiction to dead black people? Negrophelia."

"I was starving earlier so I opened up a beanbag chair. There were no beans, only styrofoam. Im furious, Im hungry and I have nowhere to sit."

"Why was the Berlin Wall torn down? It didn't match with the iron curtains."

"People in the UK eat more bananas than monkeys. In 2014 they ate 73,432,384 bananas and only 6 monkeys."

"Why do cows wear bells around there neck? Because there horns don't work. :)"

"How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? It's when the blind try to read your face."

"Potato potato tomato tomato It works better when spoken..."