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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Nebraskan who hates Obama? A CORNservative."
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"*knocks over the 17 Starbucks cups on her nightstand *answers her alarm clock, ""hello?"""
"What kind of overalls does mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"While watching Olympic kayaking, I was surprised at how bad the Cuban team was at paddling. Then I realized, That's probably why they're still in Cuba."
"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you."
"I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."
"She died doing what she loved: driving while taking a photo of a license plate that had 69 in it"
"I've never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo."
"Its not pretty being easy."
"My stepdaughter said the Justin Bieber movie is rated R because people will faint when they see him. I stabbed her with my car keys."