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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."

"Does anyone else think Squidward's nose looks like...nevermind. There are children in the room."

"Why did the blind man walk into a wall? Somebody shot his dog"

"Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer."

"What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes? Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way."

"Civil War Jokes? Most of them are General-Lee stupid."

"Blind man walks into a bar... ...bartender asks if he likes his beer light or dark."

"I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office."

"I once ate a watch. It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds."