32673
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? A prop comic"
Next Joke
"What is a computer programmer's favorite moon? Io"
"If Facebook Was Real me: cool shirt Brian Brian: thanks [hours later, a knock at my door] me: um yes? Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt"
"I've Got a Surprise for you! says the excited girl friend. ""abort it"" he reply's."
"There's no ""u"" in awesome... But there's always ""me""."
"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because its head it so far away from its body"
"A sadist joke I thought-up today at 2:20PM Q: Where do happy sadists come from? A: A Sadist-factory! get it? get it?"
"Few things are creepier than someone saying ""I know"" after you introduce yourself."
"I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"I have no idea where all these trebuchet jokes came from then it hit me from 300 meters away."