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Joke of the Day

"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb. Two. One to hold the light bulb and the other to hold the penis. I mean mother. Shit, I mean ladder."

"A nice buttocks. A *great* butt listens."

"ME:[defending myself] Oh yeah?? Well I got 5 words for you buddy: please be nice to me"

"What do you call a typo on a tombstone A grave mistake."

"How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida? When the color of the license plates start to change."

"How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar? Not even the pool table has balls"

"Tripped over my friends bra... ..she is always setting booby traps!"

"What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas? When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother"

"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothin'. she dun' been told twice."

"Arguing with guy at the bar and he claimed Wikipedia was an unreliable source, suggesting instead that I listen to him, a drunk guy at a bar"