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Joke of the Day
"Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier... if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!"
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"Congratulations on your gold medal in the conclusion jump."
"""how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode"" - creator of zebras"
"How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital? It's the one who has knee pads on."
"Sometimes I feel like if it weren't for the free coffee and internet, I'd never go to work."
"What do you call a shitty bungalow? Dungalow."
"What did the ireshmen say to the beer ? I love you....."
"Grandma got bussy.... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"Went to Big Lots with a $100 gift certificate and they just handed me the keys to the store."
"Did you guys see the lunar eclipse the other night? I missed it, the earth was in the way."