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Joke of the Day

"Church A very enthusiastic book club."

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"I wish I was a little bit kidding when I say that I just chose peanut M&Ms over regular ones because protein"
"Why did the Catholic cross herself?"
"Dark humour is like a child with cancer It never gets old."
"Donald Trump is so narcissistic... When he looks in the mirror, his pupils dilate"
"I like my women like I like my coffee strong, reliable, and forcing me to take a shit around noon every day"
"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? He reads lips :)"
"How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes three episodes."
"When I die, I want to pass peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa Not screaming in petrified terror, like his passengers."
"Days after a massive F5 tornado hits Mississippi.. ...financial experts estimate it did over 50 million dollars worth of good."