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Joke of the Day
"What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K)."
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"Phone rang for the 1st time in 4 months. My reaction was similar to finding a dead mouse on my porch. I circled it & poked it with a stick."
"Sorry I borrowed your pen and performed that emergency tracheotomy that turned out not to be an emergency. And sorry about your neck hole."
"Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool? It just deepends."
"Ideas that aren't profitable Don't make any cents"
"The main reason that Santa is so jolly ... is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"I went to this zoo. All they had there was this one dog... It was a Shi-tzu"
"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"
"Latino soap operas where no one seems to have locks on their doors and people burst in at odd hours demanding the truth"
"My work ethic could best be described as ""procrastinate as much as possible then frantically scream OH FUCK right before the deadline."""