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Joke of the Day

"What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K)."

"Q: What do you call a white, poofy space alien? A: Martianmallow."

"What is an alcoholic's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird"

"You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss."

"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a salad The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here""."

"Why do they say ""break a leg !"" to actors ? If you said ""tear an ACL !"" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot."

"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"

"Punctuation is important... A missed period should always raise alarm."

"why would anyone want a baby? it's just another thing you have to clean"

"Even with all the flooding in LA I don't think the police should be able to shutdown the major roadways.. Because that's highway robbery"