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Joke of the Day

"why would anyone want a baby? it's just another thing you have to clean"

"Pointed out my kids real dad to them at the car wash today. None of us are sure if I'm kidding."

"I always buy computers that are black. Generally, they run faster and have a bigger hard drive."

"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."

"Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids? Ken came in a different box."

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" And it was at that moment when Peter broke down in tears, having realized that his mother's Alzheimer disease had finally reached past the point of no return."

"What is black & blue and definitely not up for sex? The new girl in the women's refuge."

"The first messenger to say ""Don't kill the messenger"" definitely got killed in the face."

"Say what you will against pedophiles, but at least... they drive slowly in school zones."

"Hate to be nosey, people in the hallway, but you're too effing loud and yes, that mole should be looked at."