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Joke of the Day

"Why do they say ""break a leg !"" to actors ? If you said ""tear an ACL !"" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot."

"I just can't stand it when people make jokes about crippled people."

"What do you call a potato who puts videos online? A Youtuber"

"A coworker sent me an instant message mistakenly typing ""The cloak stopped working"" to which I responded ""OMG you can see me?!"""

"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."

"Like a hooker at a truck stop, Twitter goes down every Friday."

"Is there some organization that evaluates the quality of shea butter? Because if so, it could have Fifty Grades of Shea."

"now it's the scientists' turn to hide and the Higgs boson has to find them"

"I used to have a car that was made out of wood... The only problem was it woodn't go!"

"What's blue and hangs from a tree in my yard? Its my nigger, I can paint him whatever color I want."