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Joke of the Day

"I just got off the phone with God. He's pretty bummed out. Poor guy has a huge crush on an atheist, but she doesn't even know he exists."

"What's the difference between plants and black men? Cells are found inside plants."

"What do you call two skunks sixty-nining? Odor eaters."

"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only suffered super fish oil injuries, but I'm lucky I wasn't krilled!"

"What do you call it when you hire your relatives to play with your nipples? Nippletism"

"K1: Frankincence K2: Myrrh K3: Gold K1 & K2: WHAT? K3: Gold K1: We said 20 each! K3: I.. K1: I hate you K3: Wrap it from all of us?"

"Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes? It was experiencing magnetopause."

"I used to be dyslexic but now I'm KO"

"I cannot stand sitting beside a racist person. because its impossible to sit and stand simultaneously.."

"Have you heard about these new Oak woord, gold-finished coffins? Apparently they're to die for."