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Joke of the Day

"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!"

"I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well... I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this."

"What's the difference between a Private and a Private First Class? Where they sit on an airplane."

"A Briton is on vacation in Germany. The man walks into a bar. Dies."

"Female Viagra Why has it taken so long to get a female version of Viagra? They couldn't get the women to agree on the color for the pill."

"How do pirates know they are pirates? They think therefore they arrr"

"Where do the happy people of Baltimore live? In a merry land."

"Ever since I joined a French pedophilia group.. (Xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis) I've been on Claude, nine."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !"

"Excuse me, are of French Royalty? Because M'damn"