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Joke of the Day

"Weird how people always die in groups of 3's... or 5's or 78's or however you group them cause there's lots of people & we all die."

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"

"I walked into a lesbian karate class. All that they were doing was scissor kicks."

"What did the Earth say to the Earthquake? Sorry...that was my fault."

"Q: why you can't smoke weed with Mexicans A: Because when you ask them for papers they run away"

"Help please I don't get this?// https://www.imageshack.us/i/pmqPA0DIj"

"Have you heard about the type of hay made from oak leaves? Apparently it's OK"

"Life of an avocado * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * EAT ME NOW! * Too late."

"I woke up this morning and realised I didn't have to go to school today. I was so happy... then I remembered I'm an unemployed 43-year-old."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."